My Life as a Movie

[kyronae]

I've been trying to be peppy and positive today, but it seems that the best I can manage is bitchy and cynical. If my life was a horror movie this would be great news, as the cheerleaderesque chic always dies a terrible, bloody death... but, really, I was hoping for more of a romantic comedy.

Physical updates are less than happy. I was actually sick. Thankfully, it was/is just a cold and it seems to be clearing up. Of course, it made my day when I walked into the classroom to hear one of my students say "Wow... you look even sicker than last week, Ms. Justice!" Great... Thanks, dear. Just what I wanted to hear. I also seem to have developed mouth sores. Nothing visible, but my tongue feels like I just chewed on a mouthful of razors. Or ate too many kiwis. Same difference. Either way, it's unpleasant and painful and makes eating a chore.

Damned if I'm going to let this ruin my night, though. I just bought some horribly unhealthy fast food (sorry, Dad), and I plan on watching a movie while I rip inappropriate ads out of magazines (for classroom reasons. What were you thinking?). If I feel real crazy, I might even break out the sparkling wine that Corinne bought two days ago.

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fizzy wine with a shot of vodka

[nanowrimokathy.livejournal.com]

They have meds just for the mouth sores caused by chemo. Call your doc.

In the mean time... fizzy wine only works if you add a shot of vodka.

:-/

Re: fizzy wine with a shot of vodka

[kyronae.livejournal.com]

I think we have that, too... lol

[(Anonymous)]

Middle schoolers are notorious for being inappropriate and tactless. Her comment was your cue to rip off the wig and astound them with your awesomeness.

And mouth sores, yikes...no orange juice or lemonade. Trust me.